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Post Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:17 am
Porthos-of-Borg User avatar
The Borg
The Borg

Posts: 153
Slogan: Man calls 999 and says, "I think my wife is dead." The operator says how do you know? He says, "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!"
I had a bit of a lazy day sitting in my underpants looking for jobs online.

My boss was furious.

Post Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:21 am
Brendiggg User avatar
The Borg
The Borg

Posts: 703
Location: India
Slogan: An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind (unless you are a fly)

That's me. Seriously.

Post Sat Apr 27, 2013 5:07 pm
Hyperion User avatar
Lurker
Lurker

Posts: 39
Slogan: watch this space
Overdressers. You set a bad example.

I skip the undies.
So excellent a king, that was to this, Hyperion to a satyr, so loving to my mother,
That he might not beteem the winds of heaven  Visit her face too roughly; heaven and earth,

Post Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:45 am
Aquascotty User avatar
Red Shirt
Red Shirt

Posts: 8
Slogan: I can't make up my mind
I don know if thats a good idea
Someone tell me what to put here .......... or not

Post Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:48 pm
Shaitan User avatar
Lurker
Lurker

Posts: 30
Slogan: Did you say the 'tides' of March?
Aquascoot wrote:
I don know if thats a good idea


LOL, Troll, you are an organic WMD, without doubt.


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