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Post Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:15 am
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I think it's just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong.

Especially after what he achieved winning 7 Tour de Frances while on drugs.

When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike."

Post Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:58 am
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shhhh uh uh shhhhhh ahhhhh

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Post Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:01 am
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Post Tue May 07, 2013 3:15 pm
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Lance sued a newspaper for their printed belief that he was using performance enhancing drugs and won. they are still trying to get the money back. :LOL:
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Post Wed May 08, 2013 8:49 am
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The rewards for sporting success are such that doping, to get an advantage, is here to stay.

I once knew a weightlifter who was very talented and was invited to the Australian Institute of Sport. His family doctor advised him to quit the sport because of the risk that the system would drag him into the drugs regime.

He quit the sport.

Post Sun May 12, 2013 8:51 pm

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Disgraced and egocentric. The man should do jail time for fraud!

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