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Post Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:25 pm
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Slogan: Man calls 999 and says, "I think my wife is dead." The operator says how do you know? He says, "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!"
unsure were to post this but it made me smile

"The caller claimed that the woman had made out she was better looking than she actually was and he wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act,"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bi ... m-22887138

Post Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:44 am
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I saw that somewhere else. The guy was wasting police time.

Hector
“Jews should get the hell out of Palestine. They should go home to Poland, Germany, America and everywhere else.”

Post Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:47 am
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