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Post Thu Jul 18, 2013 7:35 am
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Slogan: Man calls 999 and says, "I think my wife is dead." The operator says how do you know? He says, "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!"
A man rings the police to ask if any lunatic has escaped from the asylum in the past week.
"No, why?" says the policeman in charge.

"Oh it's just that someone's run off with my wife."

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