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Post Thu Jul 18, 2013 7:37 am
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Slogan: Man calls 999 and says, "I think my wife is dead." The operator says how do you know? He says, "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!"
I'm just back from holiday in Thailand and I came sooooo close to having it off with a ladyboy.
She looked like a lady, talked like a lady, kissed like a lady.
It was only when she drove me back to her place and did a perfect parallel parking manouvere I thought "hang on a bloody minute"!!

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