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Post Tue Jul 23, 2013 1:24 am
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Slogan: Man calls 999 and says, "I think my wife is dead." The operator says how do you know? He says, "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!"
Two ladies playing golf and one gets hit with a stray ball and collapses on the ground,
her mate quickly rings her doctor,
the doctor asks "what's happened" women replies "Its my friend ,
she has been hit with a golf ball" doctor asks "where abouts did she get hit?"
the woman replies "between the first and second holes"
"WOW" said the doctor "not a lot of room for a plaster then"

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